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Friday, November 11, 2011
fak jū one more time !
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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
FAK ! Sniegs ! Maijā !!!!

/Kaķis no tvneta mobilajiem reportieriem./
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Monday, January 3, 2011
Friday, December 17, 2010
Consultant or Pro$titute ? (Tests :D )
Consultant or Pro$titute ?
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you might get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
[bilde no zazzle.com]
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Friday, September 10, 2010
Dzīvot Rīgā ir prestiži :D
O jaa, Riigaa dzivot, tas ir tik prestizhi,jo seviski centraa. Atver logu bet tur visa izpludes gazu bukete no kadam masinam vien velies, vai ferrari, vai porsche, vitamini ziemai garanteti. Un par masinas noparkosanu ari nav jadomaa, jo masinu par velti nekur noparkot nevar. bet ja mistiskaa kartaa izdodas atrast kadu kara laikaaa izbombitu atloci celmalaa kur noparkoties, tad gaidi, neciku ne grabu, un masinai magnetofons nav. ja tev ir berns pavisam labi, vismaz ja vinam ir alergija pret kokiem, tad nav problemu, jo centraa koku nav. Tiesa bernam jau nav kur iziet un speleties, bet var tacu atrast kompromisu, lai iet speleties ar brabus izputejiem uz brivibas ielas, lai elpo vitaminus un pieraksta masinu numurus, vai atrod lidzigu nodarbi. Ak jaa ja uz toletui savajagas, par velti jau sajaa izcilajaa rigaa to izdarit ari nevar, taa ka maksaa par prestizhu. Kur nu vel nenovertejamie grafiti un grausti kas mijaas ar rigas centra izskerdigo bagatibu, kur vienaa minutee n elpas vilcienaa var satikt gan krieviski slupstosu bomzi ,gan dikdienibas un alkatibas apvirmotu valstss parvaldes parstavi,kas izzvalstas no kada lepna Audi s8 vai Merceds AMG versijas. Kur vel ja ne centraa tu vari lepni izsturet cauri Armani smarzu makonim un turpat 20 metrus talak aiz unisha centrs so bukjeti apvienot ar kanalizacijas stravotajiem aromiem. Ak sii riga, sie prestizie prusaki namos, sis neatjaunotas instalacijas, abnormalas ires cenas, inteligences parnemtie kaiminji, hloretais udens, ielas troksnis, un ripojosas tuksas pudeles pa izdangato brugji. Ka man skauzh ,ka es tur nedzivoju.....
(c) Kuldiga komentāri tvnet rakstam http://www.financenet.lv/financenet/viedokli/345522-pirkt_dzivokli_vai_ne
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Kā valdība lemj par jaunu nodokļu pieņemšanu
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Pider@sti bleģ ! /(c) Nils Ušakovs/
Pider@sti bleģ ! /(c) Nils Ušakovs/
...itsevišķi Bogdanova...bļed atkal Bogdanova !!! :@
.. labi, ka vēl ir salāti un vista !
Rīgas mērs Nils Ušakovs un Ainārs Šlesers rupji lamājas domes sēdē:
---> TE vēl fanu video
..blēģ, džeks bij ahūni noguris no darba :D
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Zorba darbaholiķis
Fakvinjraujnelabais tos grieķu Zorbas ar darbaholismu slimos! Darbā ierodas ap 10 no rīta bet tad nu arī sēž un urbj galdu līdz 10 vakarā !
Tā arī ir, kā bildē - tā viņi ofisā arī danco līdz 10 vakarā un man nācās ar :D
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Friday, November 20, 2009
Swine flu !
FAK ! Latvijā saslimstība ar jauno AH1N1 gripas vīrusu ir pārsniegusi epidēmijas slieksni !
Zombiju izplatības karte (sarkans = 100% zombifikācija)
Pēdējie dati no Ļetta ziņu aģentūras http://www.zombieland.com
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Varoni.lv
Fak !!! Izmuldējos iepriekšējā postā, ka www.varoni.lv ir TELE2 reklāmas kampaņa !!!
Tu-ttū mans miljons :D :D :D
Nu labi, tad stāstu tālāk:
Varoņu kampaņas foto autors ir fotogrāfs Paul Eng http://www.pauleng.com/
Paul Eng portfolio 4. novembrī vēl bija arī šīs bildes ar tekstu:
"*Paul shoots the rebranding ad campaign for Tele2 mobile telecom company with agency Partizan Creative Group for Latvia."
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Varoni.lv
ES ZINU, kas ir Varoni.lv !
..bet neprasiet, neteikšu, tas ir pārāk liels noslēpums !
... un pie tam TELE2 man par šī noslēpuma neizpaušanu samaksāja baigo piķi !
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Ziema ? Rudens ! :@
Ziema ? Rudens ! :@
Fak ! AuKsti !
Faktiskie laika apstākļi Latvijā
.... būs jāizlasa šis:
How to Survive the Freezing Cold
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Fak IT !
Jau plkst faking 7 un es vēl sēžu darbā ! :@
Fak the work, fak the faking IT !
IT:
S: (n) information technology, IT (the branch of engineering that deals with the use of computers and telecommunications to retrieve and store and transmit information)Posted by fak.lv at 19:09 1 comments Links to this post
Fak !
Fak ! Fak ! Urrā!
www.fak.lv ir atfakojies vaļā !
(c) pikčers nopi$dīt$ no kautkadiem fakeriem, kas tirgo kreklus @ zazzle.com
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